24.12.10

HOROSCOPE 2011 !



Aries :Passion is no stranger to you Aries. Love, sex and dating are part of the game of life and you’re always out to win! Your yearly horoscope will test your ability to play that game! The ardor you can show a love interest can be breathtaking because with you, love is all about being on the edge of the next great conquest.
In the bedroom you’re up for anything and outside the bedroom you demand that a lover keeps you on your toes. Aries, you’re most attracted to a date you see as a challenge. In fact, playing hard to get really turns you on! Once you’ve conquered the object of your affection your date needs to remember how much you like to fight. For you, friction breeds relationship happiness. Dont go to fast in u r project and dating it will go faster than u want it , the Taurus is behind u and will lick your balls if u let him do .


Leo: Leo, you’re one of the most passionate signs of the zodiac to date – you’re also full of genuine heart. Love, dating and sex are all about having fun and enjoying the best that life has to offer with that special someone. In matters of the heart you can be loyal but only if the object of your affection has a special way of making you feel like the center or his or her universe. Once your pride has been wounded in love it’s difficult for you to remain in a happy relationship. But when you give love Leo it truly radiates from the depths of your soul. Romance is your middle name not only for your yearly horoscope, but always.U screaming thinking u r the king? well watch out the queen is here and she will shut u r mouth !!! love u r hair will be the best as they never been , but dont forget to wash it !


Sagittarius:Life with a Sagittarius is always “sunny side up” thanks to your exceptional idealism and optimistic nature. When it comes to love, dating and sex, things are no different. Your lovers are blessed to have your enthusiasm and playful nature in the bedroom, Sagittarius. Sex is play and you love horsing around with your lover, play fighting and making a sport out of sex. You also love reaching new intellectual and spiritual heights with your lover. In 2011 your yearly horoscope assures that the game of love continues in a most exciting way. In fact, love, dating and sex will likely be the major focus of your entire year! If u go to bed with itchy bum , u ll wake up with Stinky Finger!


Taurus: Taurus, your sign is as loyal as they come and when it comes to love, you don’t give your heart away too easily. Instead you’re cautious on the dating scene and prefer to warm up slowly to someone. But that doesn’t mean you lack in passion. In fact Taurus, you’re the most sensual sign of the zodiac to date and you tend to require an active sex life in order to feel centered. You’re comfortable with your sexuality and in love you can be extremely possessive and jealous. Once you find that perfect relationship however, you’ll go through thick and thin to preserve it. Your yearly horoscope only proves this to be true!U r strong and beautiful , lots of good news will come to you watch for the 3rd week of january the cash will come in .


Virgo : While it may be true that you’re picky in the initial stages of a relationship Virgo, (especially that first date) once you’re in love you tend to shower your partner with attention and genuinely love to make his or her life easier. In fact, when you’re in love you prefer to become indispensible and that service with a smile attitude continues to thrive in the bedroom. Sex with Virgo doesn’t have to be mechanical although you are adept at catering to every detail. Remember, you’re an earth sign and that means you’ve got lust potential. In 2011, your yearly horoscope assures that you’ll use it well.Dont be so Prude he is nice and just wants u come on u need to let it go ! it will be wet wet wet


Capricorn: Love, dating and sex to a Capricorn can sometimes be treated like a business. You scope out whether or not a love interest is viable before you begin your pursuit. Even though you’re an ambitious sign, when it comes to love you might appear to be shy or introverted – especially on that first date. You can thank your ruling planet, Saturn, which gives you a heavy dose of caution before you give your heart to anyone. Once you’re in love however, you’ll want to be sure your relationship succeeds. Respect in love will be important to you Capricorn, and you’re prone to status climbing. In your choice of a partner you must be with someone who elevates your status. U might think of getting botox after those party times !!! no no no not in your face but in your feets o yes heels can hurt !


Gemini: It’s true – the way to a Gemini’s heart really is through his or her brain and nothing turns you on more during a date than good old fashioned intellectual stimulation. If a date can’t keep you curious and engage your clever mind, your attention will likely turn elsewhere. If however, you’re given clever conversation and a body willing to listen to all of your clever thoughts, you’ll easily nurture a relationship. Still, you enjoy dating since it provides an opportunity to sample from different flowers. All for the sake of mental stimulation, of course. The sexual stimulation is simply an added bonus.best month of the year JANUARY for u a good start new opportunities and a good Shag !


Libra: U r free like a bird but look front of you its not even it s a spolight ! not much for u !


Aquarius:Aquarius, when it comes to love, dating and sex you must do things different. You rarely follow the traditional dating rules nor do you play the common games of love other signs fall for. Instead, since you value independence and freedom so much love can be difficult for you to achieve.In order to find someone who’s a true match he or she must respect your innovative and quirky side and not be high maintenance. Finding your intellectual equal will also be important and when it comes to sex you’ll enjoy more experimentation than other signs. In 2011 Aquarius, your yearly horoscope promises that the planets will give you ample opportunity to explore and date, u need a break !!! u working too much and thinking too much !!! Rest on a bitch !


Cancer: U have Cancer , Cancer, love and dating to you is serious business because you’re a sign who’s all about preserving your emotional security. When someone comes into the picture and steals your heart, he or she is instantly inside the core of you, despite your attempt to protect yourself with that typical hard shell. Thankfully, once you’ve decided to open your heart in a relationship you can be the most nurturing and devoted lover. In fact, you’ll cater to your love’s every need and you might even tend to “mother” the person you’re dating. You’re protective and sensitive to the needs of those you love. In 2011 Cancer, your yearly horoscope will be no different.

Scorpio: In your opinion Scorpio, the definition of love borders on obsession. Ok, let’s clarify. It IS obsession. You’re an “all or nothing” sign and that’s never truer than when we’re talking about dating, love and sex. In 2011 your yearly horoscope suggests you’ll continue to showcase your passionate magnetism and extreme relationship quirks. When you’re in love Scorpio you’re fiercely loyal and possessive. In fact, you might suffer from a bit of paranoia about your love betraying you. There will always be some trust issues to work on. Lucky for you, it’s more than possible to surrender completely in the bedroom. Ironically, that takes the deepest kind of trust. You are a mysterious one! u Grabbing everything u can eat please leave some for somalian ! they need food too!
1 pack of rice bought in Tesco 1 cent payes to somalia .


Pisces : Love for Pisces is often ethereal and magical. Or just plain confused. You’re a sign who yearns for the soul mate and for unconditional love. Luckily, you’re more than capable of giving this type of love to others and have a way of attracting soul mates to you with ease. Just don’t think that everyone you date is a soul mate! Unfortunately, when you don’t learn to develop boundaries in relationships you’re also quick to attract the type of date who might take advantage of you and can wind up being wrapped up in a “martyr/ savior” complex with someone you’re dating. That’s not a relationship and your lesson is to learn the difference. This year you’ll surely have an opportunity to do exactly that; it s not time to take the Pisces . Concentrate like a tomato !



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